Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund an insidious hangout of paedophile’s.

This pretentious "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in manipulating others, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.

His social media profiles cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another indication.

Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while doling out drinks and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever setting foot this cesspit.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually unclean, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not rare to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub another post a dive; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its managers. They appear to revel in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you care for your wellbeing, stay far away this hellhole.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds

Consider yourself warned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and spare yourself the trauma.

Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance website you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid being a post served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the disgust of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

You’ve been warned!